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Shelbourne FC - Champions 2003, 2004 |
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One Pat Dolan sittin' on a wall, One Pat Dolan sittin' on a wall, And if one Pat Dolan should accidently fall, There'd be no Dublin, Limerick, Cork or Donegal Who's that lying on the carpet, Who's that lying on the floor, It's Pat Dolan on his back, 'Cause he's had another snack, And he's just too fat to stand up anymore He'll tell you lies, He'll eat your pies, You'll never believe Pat Dolan's size There's only one Pat Dolan, There's only one Pat Dolan. With a packet of sweets, A wink and a smile, Dolan is a fuckin' paedophile You're junkies from over the river, You're junkies from across the town, And when you cross over the river, I hope that you fall in and drown Bang up, bang up, bang up and O.D. you junkie scum, Bang up, bang up, bang up and O.D. you scum Homeless, homeless, homeless, homeless hoops, Homeless, homeless, homeless, homeless hoops, Well big Ben Dunne was lots of fun, Your bus to Tallaght will never come, And you'll never, ever, ever get a home (To the tune of 'Wild Rover') I've been an aul' redsman for manys a year, I've spent all my money on Shelbour-ne gear, The jerseys, the t-shirts, the scarfs and the hats, We're not Barcelona, but at least we're not Pats . . . . . . And it's Shelbourne F.C., Shelbourne F.C. are we, We're by far the greatest team The world has ever seen (To the tune of 'The Entertainer') Tell all the bohs you know that they'll never win two in a row, Tell all the bohs you know that they'll never win two in a row, And the bohs should know Jayo's better than Crowe, And they'll never win two in a row Tell all the bohs you know that they'll never win two in a row, Tell all the bohs you know that they'll never win two in a row, Stephen Kenny's a cunt, Weso's better than Hunt, And they'll never win two in a row AN tAMHRÁN NÁISIÚNTA 25 years ago There lived a hard lad Tony Sheridan The hardest ever known They say he was so tough Cause he was born in a shed And by six months old He was off his head Shero o Shero As cool as bleedin ice With all the scrubbers in Crumlin He could not be enticed Shero o Shero We're glad you got your hole I'ts you we do be shoutin for each time you shoot for goal He said his ma's a virgin and sure no one disagreed cos they knew the lad who walks on waters is handy with his feet and then theres poor old roddy who thinks he's off his head CHORUS At one of his big bashes sure he told 5000 Junkies theres some gear and a couple of needles and thats your bleedin fix He told us he drinks cider and pisses poxy wine and any man as hard as thats a bleedin friend of mine CHORUS When Porterdown tried to drop him he prooved hes hard as nails he up and shaggin bailed then to Cardiff City he said pisss off i'll be headin I wont be leavin the Reds till Bohez win the treble CHORUS |
